Donald Trump has recently made a suggestion for a Christmas gift that you might want to think twice about—he’s recommending the God Bless The USA Bible. Yep, that’s a real thing, and it really has that name. Trump posted about it on Truth Social, saying, “Faith is coming back to America, and FAST! The perfect gift for this Christmas is the God Bless The USA Bible.” And, just in case you were hoping for something extra special, he mentioned that signed copies are also available.
Now, I didn’t even know this Bible existed, so if you were blissfully unaware like I was, here’s a bit more info. According to the official website, the God Bless The USA Bible is “easy-to-read,” has large print (which is great if reading is a struggle), and is “slim in design,” making it easy to carry around.
In 1987, Trump appeared on CNN’s Crossfire and mentioned Tom Wolfe as one of his favorite authors. Interestingly, Trump said he hadn’t read Bonfire of the Vanities but then immediately said he loved Wolfe’s last book, which was Bonfire of the Vanities. It’s always nice to know someone is consistent—at least in their contradictions. (I’m reminded of George Costanza’s famous line: “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”)
The God Bless The USA Bible also claims to “invite you to explore God’s Word anywhere, any time.” While that sounds nice, we should remember that books, in general, are portable. You can take any book anywhere, not just this one. And, seriously, Christmas may not be the best time to dive deep into religious discussions with family members. It’s often said that religion and politics are topics best avoided during holiday gatherings—and now, maybe we should add this Bible to that list of taboo subjects. According to Pew Research, 16% of Americans never discuss religion with people they aren’t related to, and 33% rarely do. So, maybe don’t expect this Bible to spark any deep holiday conversations.
And while it’s certainly a unique idea, the God Bless The USA Bible isn’t exactly cheap. It’s priced at $59.99 (plus shipping, of course). But for an extra $940, you can get a signed version from Trump himself, bringing the total to $1,000. That’s quite a price for a holiday gift, unless you’re absolutely sure your aunt would love it. If you’re unsure about the Bible, perhaps a scented candle might be a more thoughtful, less controversial alternative.
For those curious about what comes with this Bible, it includes The Pledge of Allegiance, The Declaration of Independence, The Bill of Rights, the US Constitution, and the lyrics to God Bless The USA. And just to make sure you know, the FAQ section confirms that this is the only Bible endorsed by President Trump! So, if you’re still wondering if this is a good gift—according to Trump, it absolutely is.
But if a Bible feels like too much, maybe you could go for a Make America Prey Again hat instead. That would definitely guarantee a memorable Christmas dinner discussion!